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Not Your Keys Crypto Privacy Hoodie — Crypt Apparel Graphic Pullover
This pullover hoodie carries a bold, outspoken vibe — a wearable statement for anyone who lives and breathes cryptocurrency culture. The rich burgundy background lets the vibrant, graffiti-like lettering pop: “Not Your Keys, Not Your Coins” arcs across the chest and back with playful, hand-painted texture. Smaller cautionary lines and icons weave into the design, creating a layered collage that reads like a streetwise PSA. The roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable hood make it cozy for late-night coding sessions, livestream trading, or casual weekend hangs with the crypto bros. It’s the kind of hoodie that sparks conversations — worn by people who value self-sovereignty, crypto security, and a bit of rebellious humor.
Product features
- All-over vivid print for bright, full-coverage design
- Durable 100% polyester that holds shape and dries quickly
- Medium-weight (7.4 oz/yd²) with a classic fit for everyday wear
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket and adjustable drawstring hood
- Custom cut-and-sewn construction; assembled in the USA
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)