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This bold, all-over print pullover hoodie brings meme-coin bravado and trench-era grit into one wearable statement. Bright mint-green and red slogans — “BUY THE DIP,” “SELL THE TOP,” and “Meme Coin Sniper” — collide with stencil-style “TRENCH MAFIA” branding and a vintage trench photo reimagined with playful details. It feels like a streetwise uniform for crypto traders who trade in humor as much as stakes: loud, unapologetic, and built to stand out. The roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable hood make it easy to pull on before a long session at the desk, a late-night market watch, or a casual meet-up with other degens. The custom-cut, all-over print keeps lines sharp and colors intense, so the story — part wartime grit, part internet culture — stays clear whether you’re in the city or streaming from home.
Product features
- All-over sublimated design for vivid, edge-to-edge color
- Durable 100% polyester — shape-retaining and quick-drying
- Medium-weight (250 g/m²) for wearable warmth without bulk
- Kangaroo pouch pocket plus adjustable hood with woven drawstring
- Custom cut-and-sewn construction; assembled in the USA
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
📐 UNISEX SIZE GUIDE (INCHES): S (18-20" W / 27-28" L) | M (20-22" W / 28-29" L) | L (22-24" W / 29-30" L) | XL (24-26" W / 30-31" L) | 2XL (26-28" W / 31-32" L)
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The Trenches Hoodie — Crypt Apparel Cryptocurrency Graphic Pullover
$100.00
Sale price
$100.00
Regular price
Product features
- All-over sublimated design for vivid, edge-to-edge color
- Durable 100% polyester — shape-retaining and quick-drying
- Medium-weight (250 g/m²) for wearable warmth without bulk
- Kangaroo pouch pocket plus adjustable hood with woven drawstring
- Custom cut-and-sewn construction; assembled in the USA
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)